complains that every time I beat my head against a mobile or nn nn me and I find the scissors does the CD player or movie nn launch party for a good couple of Christs and Madonnas.
After years and years of practice I became a professional: I could get a good placing at the Olympics of blasphemy.
It is true that luck, I do not mean to brag, never looking out from my sides.
Or better .. that gives me with one hand he takes away on the other (and in fact these days I'm trying to figure out what the fuck they can be removed in order to unlock it ... but with my luck is legendary possible that coming off that good).
Narrerovvi have just six episodes (including the less glamorous) that have happened to me during this our sloppy life like a well without water (in which the first or more I fall ... because if there was water at least soften the fall):
1 to 15 June 2008 My aunt called me jolly Rome: two tickets for the boss of the June 25 concert at the San Siro but ahilei there can go for commitments that have occurred. Think
grandson (me) who has smashed the Zebedee on Springsteen for a lifetime .. "Gabriel, you send them to you so there you go with whoever you want ".... iabadabadabadù ... but come ... but go .... send them the same day I get the e. .. 25 mattina.E fuck ....
2-April 2004 ... I win a scholarship for Erasmus students in Barcelona. two days after I get the call for military service. I have to leave in July. After a
series of phone calls and trips to Rome I can make me move to April 2005.L 'Erasmus salvo.Ad 2004Vado October in Barcelona and I can not give exams because those that are compatible with my program of study are expected in June 2005. I'll be back in Italy in January 2005 (after an English exam that ... but that's another point) and after ten days I'll get leave.
3-July 2007 I have left only the oral examination in English and then I could consider myself an unemployed person. But I realize that I can do because the paragraphs written in English (which I gave in Barcelona) ... well ... I have perso.E the person to whom it was delivered I had taken a sabbatical.
I do return all cards ds Barcelona that arrives in September. The Board I endorse the faculty examination on October 15 with the result that I can do the hearing in February ... so do not graduate in March and no contest which ended in April.
patente.Il 4 to 21 March 2003, building the next day playing soccer me the luxury right shoulder (which still hurts: the miracles of medicine). After a month of rehabilitation
me the big toe fracture. In practice I have not ridden more (and here I am a jerk .. but you have to help the unfortunate, what the fuck)
5-January 1998. After a life of solitude during which I stopped Nenci old women eager to get information now remember me.
A young girl falls in love with my charm that reads like an intellectual mouse under the sun 24 hours e si dichiara. Io esulto, mi pettino, zampetto, mi gratto la testa e...scopro che ho la varicella....dopo 18 giorni torno a scuola e lei sta con un altro
( e vabbè...forse questa è fortuna...almeno mi sono accorto in tempo che era una zoccola)
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